During his 20 years in Milan, Leonardo, the laziest genius ever, only finished three lousy paintings…. aaaaaand two of them are murals. Only one is in a frame – VIRGIN OF THE ROCKS. He liked it so much, he painted it again, 25 years later. Well…. There’s a little more to the story, actually.

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